if i were a meme...

[arguchik]

from maeveh via shellefly:

If I were a stone, I would be...an amethyst geode.
If I were a tree, I would be a...red oak.
If I were a bird, I would be a...kestrel.
If I were an insect, I would be a...millipede.
If I were a machine, I would be a...metal turning lathe.
If I were a tool, I would be a...sharp knife.
If I were a fruit, I would be a...black sweet cherry.
If I were a flower, I would be a...deptford pink (dianthus armeria).
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a...midwestern thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a...gorgon (one of the immortal ones)--ha!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a...clarinet.
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a...veterinarian.
If I were an animal, I would be an...otter.
If I were anything in the world, I would be...a journal open to a fresh page.
If I were a color, I would be...that ephemeral place between purple and blue.
If I were a fragrance, I would be…vetiver.
If I were an emotion, I would be...surprise.
If I were a state or feeling, I would be...that place where beauty is painful or pain beautiful.
If I were a sound, I would be...waves crashing on a lake michigan beach.
If I were an Element, I would be....mercury (Hg).