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[arguchik]

here's my favorite headline from today's seattle P-I:

Kitsap County man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut, is hospitalized

it's that last part that really gets me.

Comments

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

He forgot the number one rule of shotgun car repair - always stand at an angle when firing, preferably using a corner of the vehicle as cover (or, you know, you might shoot your eye out).

[jennaxide.livejournal.com]

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off,"

Ha! Overkill, wouldn't you think? I mean, a pistol probably would have done the job :P