why? i don't know. it's all very postmodern. but check it out:

garfield without garfield.

(i got this from [livejournal.com profile] glaucon, who got it from [livejournal.com profile] chrisanthos, who got it from pofahl.)

a stroke of genius--who would have thought to do this? thank elron hubbard* that someone did. read through all of the pages (there are 5), seriously. the second one down on page 4 made me cry. which is your favorite?

*following [livejournal.com profile] seanmoon's spelling.
contains foul language...almost nothing but.

click and ye shall find...

(with thanks to [livejournal.com profile] glaucon, who happened upon this gem.)



Nov. 12th, 2007 11:15 am
arguchik: (HARHARHAR!)
here's my favorite headline from today's seattle P-I:

Kitsap County man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut, is hospitalized

it's that last part that really gets me.
LOL. check out this youtube video. it's kind of a smarmy ad implying that if you run a marathon you will have a good, strong, and healthy heart, which isn't necessarily true. it's a lot more complicated than that. just ask jim fixx or ryan shay... they haven't determined the cause of death for shay yet, of course, but my money's on his heart. which isn't to say that running caused either of these mens' deaths, and there is an argument to be made that fixx, anyway, lived longer than he probably would have if he hadn't started running at 35 (his father had died of a heart attack at 42, and fixx lived to be 52, so...), only that running didn't ensure heart health.

anyway, with disclaimers, this video is funny. this is exactly what i probably looked like, the day after i ran the vermont city marathon back in 2000. i especially love the guy at the end, after the logo-flash. (i guess they had to use a guy for that one...) ganked from [livejournal.com profile] runners:

edited to add, for your listening and viewing pleasure, my favorite band from high school:


timko says

Oct. 2nd, 2007 08:53 am
arguchik: (Default)
the JCPenney christmas cattledog

oh my...

Aug. 7th, 2007 09:28 am
arguchik: (Default)
here's my "work" horoscope for today:

Contentment fills you up like cream inside a doughnut, making you squishy with easy friendliness. Every moment of work feels like an easy eternity, and contemplation and meditation were never so easy.

uhhhhh.....that gives "work friendly" a whole new meaning.
this just in: pope benedict at risk for texter's thumb.

wow. i didn't expect to see that in the news today. i kinda like the thought of having my phone vibrate in my pocket, with a text message from the vatican.
"anarchy rules"


(i love it when people try to stretch the english language to say something that is not really sayable.)

the other funny thing about this is that it was actually a sporting goods company's logo shirt (can't remember if it was nike, addidas, or what).

those crazy capitalists. they'll appropriate anything.

beth and val

May. 30th, 2007 05:32 pm
arguchik: (cool spock)
ok...these chiks are hilarious.

(from bitch ph.d.)

i'm probably the only one who didn't know about them until today, right?

sure, because i don't have a myspace page.

well, if someone can give me a good enough reason why i should have one, i'll get one, ok? if it means greater access to web humor, why not?
my friend [livejournal.com profile] writerpunk posted this. it is fucking hilarious, so i am sharing the love.

george takei--yes, mr. sulu--responds to tim hardaway's "i hate gays" comments.


meme 3

Dec. 31st, 2006 11:51 am
arguchik: (polar)
sorry to post another one. this one cracked me up!! (ok, gonna edit to put these dang things behind cuts.)

2008 presidential ticket quiz result behind cut )
from [livejournal.com profile] glaucon: the book quiz, for which i obtained the following two results, based on changing my response to the question "do you feel old?" the truth is, sometimes i feel old and sometimes i don't, so i suppose my "true" profile is somewhere between these two...

book quiz results behind this cut )

and from [livejournal.com profile] dj_stitch: the animal quiz. my profile here seems about right, actually (i.e. i'm flattered by it)...except the name "rikki" doesn't excite me one way or the other. not unless you append "tikki tavi," that is. actually, i kinda prefer just "tikki tavi," or even "tavi" when it comes down to it. i think i'll name my next dog that...

animal quiz results behind this cut )

heh heh

Dec. 13th, 2006 08:24 am
arguchik: (polar)
hey, go read a funny, irreverent christmas story posted by [livejournal.com profile] ms_violet, a friend of [livejournal.com profile] glaucon.

heh heh.


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