@%*#&!!!!!!

[arguchik]

my writing is a garbled MESS today. i cannot properly express very basic intellectual ideas, much less string them together into a coherent foundation on which to ground a cogent argument, to SAVE MY LIFE.

i believe an alchemist has transformed my gray matter into lead (which is another kind of gray matter, after all). commence reflection upon the properties of lead...

dense.

uniform.

cold.

soft.

metallic.

melts at a relatively low temparature.

poisonous.

gets your hands grubby when you handle it.

impervious to readiation.

(get it? readiation.)

Comments

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

LOL. what i need is a punching bag. or a padded, soundproof room with no windows where i can go and have a tantrum without feeling bad for disturbing anyone, and without worrying that someone who loves me will stage an intervention.

or a xanax.

[claudelemonde.livejournal.com]

if you have itunes a friend-of-a-friend, michael white, does free hypnosis podcasts that actually help! you need to hear the one about pandas!

other than that, i got nothing.

this has been claudia sherman, with your 'hippie bullshit wednesday.'