here's a funny joke

[arguchik]

i can't get myself a hug tonight, which i sorely need, so i went online in search of jokes so i could get a laugh instead. here's one i liked:

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.” “No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream."

now i gotta eat some dinner...

Comments

[marina-82.livejournal.com]

Moooohaaa haa haa...funny joke!

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

lol--isn't it great? i love penguin jokes anyway...but i also just recently saw the penguin movie, so it seems especially funny.

[the-kender.livejournal.com]

How was that? I never got to see it...

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

kinda dumb, in a "look at the penguins and their sweet family values" sort of way. but the photography was beautiful, and if you tune out the anthropomorphized, romanticized crap, quite interesting. and amazing--those birds are tough!

[marina-82.livejournal.com]

My favourite pengiun story is Pingu...has anyone watched that before...its some claymation creation for kids...he's SOOOO cute...and the penguins don't talk they just make weird sounds....

http://www.pingu.net/

http://www.angelfire.com/pe/penguindance/

LMAO