knitting funny

[arguchik]

thanks to alice_at_night for sending me this link.

knitted condom, anyone?

i particularly love the warning notice:
Warning: People who use the knitted condom have a much higher risk of pregnancy and STDs. The knitted condom may also cause burning, chaffing, vaginal dryness, loss of errection, and extreme pain. People who want to enjoy sex should not use the knitted condom.

(i think they mean "chafing.")

Comments

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

I imagine you'd also want to be careful to avoid dryer shrinkage.

All sorts of knitting fetish fun here: http://wolltraum.de/

[alice-at-night.livejournal.com]

Hah! Check out the wolltraum link Fetisch-Willywarmer (comes with a sack!)

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

comes with a sack!

Cuz what's the point of a willywarmer without one?

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

yeah...notice the drawstring tie.....cuz what's the point of a willywarmer without a drawstring tie for tightening? ;-)

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

i saw that--and perhaps i will knit one. if i do, i will make it a very bright, hot pink color, and the scratchiest wool i can find. ;-)

[alice-at-night.livejournal.com]

I bet that makes Glaucon just chaf at the thought he isn't home. I think you should make an orange one to match his hat.

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

LOL--yeah, that would be delightfully itchy on the ol' ballsack.