knitting funny

[arguchik]

thanks to alice_at_night for sending me this link.

knitted condom, anyone?

i particularly love the warning notice:
Warning: People who use the knitted condom have a much higher risk of pregnancy and STDs. The knitted condom may also cause burning, chaffing, vaginal dryness, loss of errection, and extreme pain. People who want to enjoy sex should not use the knitted condom.

(i think they mean "chafing.")

Comments

[alice-at-night.livejournal.com]

Hah! Check out the wolltraum link Fetisch-Willywarmer (comes with a sack!)

[rojonoir.livejournal.com]

comes with a sack!

Cuz what's the point of a willywarmer without one?

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

yeah...notice the drawstring tie.....cuz what's the point of a willywarmer without a drawstring tie for tightening? ;-)

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

i saw that--and perhaps i will knit one. if i do, i will make it a very bright, hot pink color, and the scratchiest wool i can find. ;-)