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cut and paste these questions into a comment on this entry, and answer them as truthfully as possible. feel free to employ sarcasm. i'm curious to know more about you, and your sense of humor.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst Habit?
A.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.
35) Do you believe in God?
A.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.
writerpunk.cut and paste these questions into a comment on this entry, and answer them as truthfully as possible. feel free to employ sarcasm. i'm curious to know more about you, and your sense of humor.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.
9) Worst Habit?
A.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A.
35) Do you believe in God?
A.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.
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my responses to writerpunk
Date: 2008-02-03 08:51 pm (UTC)1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. yes. you've met him. he's crazy and smart and funny and sweet.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. i always wanted to be a novelist and dog trainer.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. singing. i can carry a tune, but i have always wanted to be able to seriously croon!
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. probably a beer--harp lager is my favorite i think, though i also love a good guinness. the luck of the irish...
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. that's a tough one. beets (in vinegar) or kale (steamed with a titch of butter and salt)
6) What was the last book you read?
A. HA! hahahaha. really? hmmmm.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. aquarius: sun, moon, and rising.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. both. nothing racy or exciting. piercings in my earlobes, big tattoo on my upper arm.
9) Worst Habit?
A. anxiety-driven PROCRASTINATION!
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. uhmmm...in/on what? i own neither car nor bike. but if i had either, yes, i would offer you a ride. or a beer.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. running.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. somewhere in between, i think.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. probably joke around.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. when my sister died. that technically happened to her, i guess, but it was pretty bad to live through it.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. my big toes are prehensile.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. only by proxy at the moment: C's 2 cats, iphi and abi.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. i'd give you a huge hug, invite you in, show you around, offer you food and drink.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. adorable!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. depends on the clown. sometimes i think they are clever and interesting. sometimes i think they are annoying. sometimes i think they are cute. never scary.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. more hip.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. little of both!
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. blue
23) Ever been arrested?
A. nope. came close once.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. if soda...bottle.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. HA! buy more writing time!
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. probably the fremont coffee company. or cafe allegro's aerie.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. sort of. not really. but my mom, who is not given to fancy, claims to have been "visited" by my sister a month or two after she (my sister) died.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. KNIT!
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. like a fucking sailor, truly.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. people who walk around with a sense of entitlement.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. lately: pensive. but i've been in a major funk for over a year now. (maybe it's permanent.) but when i'm feeling more like "myself," i'd describe myself as eclectic.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. sort of.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. no.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. yes!
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Date: 2008-02-03 09:42 pm (UTC)Yes
2) What was your dream growing up?
Can't remember
3) What talent do you wish you had?
How to be a relief pitcher
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Coke
5) Favorite vegetable?
Carrots
6) What was the last book you read?
The Children of Hurin
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Don't care
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
No
9) Worst Habit?
Internet
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Yes
11) What is your favorite sport?
Baseball
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
I am Eeyore. Hear me mope.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
After about 12 hours one of us would be dead. I'm guessing you'd be the survivor.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Still happening
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I once stopped my car on La Cienega and let Meredith Brooks turn out of a drugstore parking lot onto the street. Related: I also saw Rose Macgowan pick up a prescription once.
16) Do you have any pets?
Cats
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I usually let people knock on the door and tire of knocking on the door and I watch them walk away, no doubt wondering how no one could have answered the door when there's so obviously someone at home.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
That you didn't like me.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Depends.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd be taller.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Conscience
22) What color eyes do you have?
Hazel
23) Ever been arrested?
No
24) Bottle or can soda?
Can
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Half for me, half for Real Change
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
Gallows
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
Not ghosts like movie or novel ghosts, but weird energy probably persists once we've checked out from this screwy motel.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read
30) Do you swear a lot?
Way too much
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Cell phones or people who listen exclusively to conservative talk radio
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Disintegrating
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Appreciate. Capable of, no.
35) Do you believe in God?
My problem is that the cheerleaders on the opposite poles - say Richard Dawkins and Pat Robertson - can only generate their belief on the evidence that best fits their emotional make up. We are all ultimately faced with a void and we face it with what amounts to scant information. Everyone's got different info they’ve sifted and keep and refer to. But no one knows and no one will ever know and what they say they know definitively is what soothes them emotionally. Which is to say, I don't know. But I will state the people who believe in the literal word are dangerous and stupid as fuck and we'd be better off if they were rounded up and sent to live far away from everyone else.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I guess
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Date: 2008-02-03 10:29 pm (UTC)1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. 24/7 vassalage (to my children)
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Being able to eat as many tater tots as I wanted
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. The biblical kind ("talents" meant money then)
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. The very most expensive single-malt Scotch I could find. Though you wouldn't find it hard to trick me into drinking the cheap stuff.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Bush. If only.
6) What was the last book you read.
A. Why are you asking? You don't want to borrow it, do you?
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Done. That's the one right after Sagittarius when you get to a question that's too hard and you stop trying to answer them.
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Date: 2008-02-04 12:01 am (UTC)A. Yes
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Pilot, dancer, queen, doctor, etc.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Wish I could sing, I guess. I make dogs howl.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Depends on my mood. If it was right now... sloe gin fizz.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Are avocados vegetables? Squash? I guess sugar snap peas are safely in the vegetable realm.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Street Dogs
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Libra. Duh.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Yes. One hole right ear, two left, and a leopard on the back of my right shoulder named Thor Balthazar Wambu-Jama
9) Worst Habit?
A. According to the spouse, I'm a nudge (pronounced nooj)
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Of course!
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. To watch or to participate in? Watch: gymnastics; participate in: dunno... bunny wrangling I guess
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I think I appear more negative than I actually am. I generally feel that things will work out -- and they generally do. But it's more fun to bitch about things.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Depends on the resources at hand. Play cards? And eventually I guess I would panic -- I'm claustrophobic.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. I guess if you're talking what has had the longest-term negative effect on me, being born with cataracts would win hands-down.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. Only bone I've ever broken was my left pinky toe.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. Yes.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I'd be glad to see you, and hope that you could stay awhile.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. I liked you right away.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. I'm neutral on the subject of clowns. I would hate to be one.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Don't even get me started.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Probably your conscience.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Green/gold/orange/tan
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. don't care.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Invest / save it.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Home.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Maybe.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Read/surf
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Fuck yeah.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. I don't think I have one. I get pissed in very context-specific instances.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. HOpeful
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yes.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. I don't know.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Sure.
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Date: 2008-02-04 05:58 pm (UTC)1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Oh, hell no. Sometimes I wonder if I’m capable of it.
2) What was your dream growing up?
To be a lawyer, actually. Also, a politician, which got me a lot of mocking back in 3d grade.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
Singing, or basically any performance talent.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Old Fashioned.
5) Favorite vegetable?
Lately, raw broccoli stems.
6) What was the last book you read?
Oh god. In its entirety? The Law Governing Lawyers. Shit.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Gemini, with Scorpio rising and Libra moon. This is actually not the worst possible way of conceptualizing my crazy.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
I have one piercing scar on my nose and two on my left ear. I also have a tattoo of a question mark on my chest. My law school friends keep talking about getting tattoos after the bar, which makes me want to get three dots (either an ellipsis or that three-dot “therefore” sign) on my right palm. Small enough that people would think I just had problems capping my pen.
9) Worst Habit?
Hmm. Procrastination isn’t so much a habit as a neurotic symptom for me. Although I suppose that’s true of all habits. My main problem is I lack good habits, such as returning videos on time or cleaning the house.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
If you were you? Yes.
11) What is your favorite sport?
As a spectator? I actually like curling. As a participant? Yoga isn’t a sport.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Negative. The inner surly teenager is strong in me, and she thinks optimism is for saps.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Sit on the floor and try to remain calm. Hope no one has to pee. Rummage in my backpack for a ziploc bag in case someone has to pee.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
When my immune system started attacking my optic nerves and they thought I had MS. Although I think that’s the first experience that made me think a lot about contingency and loss and how finite and unexpected our time may be, so.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I find myself entirely normal.
16) Do you have any pets?
Yes.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Do you want a drink?
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
You seemed really straitlaced. It was the hair.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Neither. Something like…cold. My sister was terrified of clowns, so my mom made her have a giant painting of a clown over her bed when she was a kid. On what theory, I don’t know. My mom can be extremely sub-awesome on the compassion front.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My chin. Half of my teenage anorexia was about trying to diet away the double chin, which it turns out isn’t possible.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Conscience. You know that.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Blue.
23) Ever been arrested?
No.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Neither.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Sock it away to cover the mortgage during the bar. Get my suits re-tailored. Do some dry cleaning.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
Well, I’m at Victrola almost every weekend, so I think it might be Victrola. I still miss Ileen’s.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. I had one in that apartment in Tacoma. It liked to listen to the same three Hank Williams songs over and over again.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Insane house or yard projects that result in extended periods of chaos.
30) Do you swear a lot?
Yes.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Text messaging.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Irreverent.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
No. It always feels like a script to me. I find it alienating.
35) Do you believe in God?
No.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Probably not. My blog is where memes go to die. (Actually, my blog is where blogs go to die.)
5am can't sleep why not meme
Date: 2008-02-04 06:56 pm (UTC)1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Nope
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Who grew up? Currently my dream is to paint a Chevy Nova matte black and bolt a robotic arm to the hood.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Social networking mingling skills
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Gin and Tonic with lime
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Pumpkins
6) What was the last book you read?
A. The sense of being stared at
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.Taurus
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. dragon, lizards, soon to have 5-3-4 celtic bit.
nipple ear
9) Worst Habit?
A. grouchy lately
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. nope, i'd join you on your walk.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Juggling
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Optimist
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Catch up for a couple of hours then go fix the elevator.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Back injury
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I get shocked if I even think about electricity much less build something.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. I have a lily plant named Heidi, she's my canary in the coal mine.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Well there would be the obvious what are you doing in Sydney bit then some catching up and probably food.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. Great handshake, must get to know this person.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. cute
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. taller
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Partner, as I'm probably comfortable with your level of criminal behavior.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. blue
23) Ever been arrested?
A. don't ask me about Houston but no.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. bottle
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.home loan *yawn* course there is that robotic arm thing...
27) What's your favourite place to hang at?
A. The Nickerson saloon
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. yup
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. *cough* um juggle?
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. less everyday
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. people wasting my time at work with stupid papershuffling.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Energy
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. yes, without it we are just ants.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. yes but it's complicated.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. sure why not I have other insomnia prone friends me thinks.
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Date: 2008-02-05 08:02 am (UTC)For the past 10 years, every time we make it to Portland, when we happen to cross Division St., we both spontaneously sing "Duh-vi-sioooon!" (think fiddler on the roof). Yes, very serious.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A weird recurring one. First there'd be a little daisy that emitted piccolo music. Then there was this big steel girder - it smelled like chocolate. Something involving cartoon-style physics would transform the girder into a daisy. This would repeat faster and faster - I tried to use ESP to slow it down to no avail - until I woke up, heart racing.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
Dancing. When I was little my sister taught me how to disco. By Jr. High, disco was uncool, and anyway, I got turned on to Bob Dylan and punk rock neither of which involved much dancing.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Black butte porter. Or scotch.
5) Favorite vegetable?
Broccoli
6) What was the last book you read?
The Story of Colors - a kids book by subcomandante marcos. Just got it in the mail and malafrena and I read through it to pre-screen for the kids.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Aquarius
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Nope. Unless you count a little blue dot on my arm where someone stabbed me with a pencil years ago.
9) Worst Habit?
interwebz?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Definitely. Though I usually don't recognize people out of context - I probably wouldn't know it was you until a few blocks late. Make sure to shout and wave loudly.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Cycling.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Yes. Everything's all fucked up, but don't worry, we'll work it out.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Oh! Oh! Oh! I'd start by playing 20 questions - I have an awesome 20 questions game that I make everyone play once I've got them cornered. And you and C haven't done it yet. Though you both have to do it separately, and you can't cheat!
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I was mugged with a friend - I was fine, but he got a his glasses broken into his eye, which collapsed his eye and required surgery to replace his lens.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I refer you to #4. Otherwise, I've probably already told the most interesting ones that can be shared in polite company.
16) Do you have any pets?
Nope.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
That'd be fine. I miss the pre-grown-up days when I didn't have to schedule social meetings weeks in advance. Of course, the house would look like in "The Cat in the Hat" before the mom comes home. Don't worry, we'd boot you out politely if/when need be.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
In awe of your strength, but pleasantly less intimidating than expected.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
No
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Probably lose a bit of weight - though more for the general benefits of fitness.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Yes
22) What color eyes do you have?
Green
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope, but I've gone to jail a fair amount.
24) Bottle or can soda?
can
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Buy a couch, put some in kids' college fund, put some in savings. Maybe spend a bit.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
With young kids, there hasn't been much hanging away from home for the past few years. Hard to say.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
No. Unless you count complete non-supernatural psychological connections between places and people.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Que?
30) Do you swear a lot?
More than people think.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Capitalism.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Nichteinepfeife
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Yes - and I've got a collection of Tom Jones albums to prove it.
35) Do you believe in God?
Sometimes I like to think of myself as a fire and brimstone atheist. Other times I'm all sciency.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Sure
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Date: 2008-02-05 03:22 pm (UTC)A.Well, for the last 14-or-so years I have "been" with the same woman. Does that count?
2) What was your dream growing up?
A.To "be" with as many different women as possible...
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.Financial prowess.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.Black coffee is fine, thanks.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A.My cousin Simon.
6) What was the last book you read?
A.um... Big Book
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.Why would I know this? What does it really mean in the big scheme of things? I guess it is a societal dalliance that on the surface is harmless enough; it's an innocent pastime that amuses the folks. Libra.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.Nah, I'm not trendy enough to get a tattoo, and besides I have scars on my body that are far more interesting than any tattoo could ever be. I had a pierced ear once but it closed up.
9) Worst Habit?
A.Sloth.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.Assuming I would recognize you, sure.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. but as far as organized sports, I like to watch/follow the NBA. Go Suns!
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.I try to be optimistic when I think about things to come, especially when I think about how good life has actually been to me overall, but I am actually a negative asshole to the core.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.How big an elevator...?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.My mother died and left me just enough to be an idle fool the rest of my life... strangely enough, it's also the best thing that ever happened to me.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.When I was born I had three arms. They cut off the extra one and I still have it in a jar of formaldehyde. Also, I sometimes tend to make up very bad lies.
16) Do you have any pets?
A.Just the four cats and the fish and the crabs, but the crabs live in the aquarium with the fish so I guess they're the same. Oh, do spiders count?
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Again, assuming I would recognize you, I would invite you in and we would have a wonderful conversation over coffee and scones.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. An Academic, which made me a bit jealous.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Neither, clowns are clowns.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.Bigger feet.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Tell me the crime first...
22) What color eyes do you have?
A.Well, my friend, L, yesterday commented that I have nice blue eyes, which I don't, it was just the reflection from the sweater I was wearing at the time. You'd think she'd know already.
23) Ever been arrested?
A.Only about 5 times.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A.Resealable bottles are better.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.Pay off my taxes, credit cards, loans, and lawyer fees. Oh wait, did you say only $10,000?
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.Hang up, hang down, hang around, what?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.Um, no.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.Rocket science.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Shit!
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.Trying to define superlatives in an ever-changing world.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. It has its place.
35) Do you believe in God?
A.Well, I guess we'd have to define the term "God" first.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.Already did.
I forgot to altar my comments for you specifically...
Date: 2008-02-05 08:11 pm (UTC)1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Serious? No. Why do these things always gotta start with the relationship question!? I hate it.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To become a writer and/or a telekinetic.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Telekinesis, of course. Or to sing.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Rum & diet tall, single, with lime = Special Ed
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Chinese broccoli (or any dark green actually)
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Pullman's /The Subtle Knife/
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Taurus (Sun, Moon, Rising)
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Six tattoos (from five states): upper arms, inside forearms, 2 on right outer calf; pierced ears
9) Worst Habit?
A. Drinking.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Yes (if I had a car).
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Teaching.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Generally optimistic, though clothed under negativity and pragmatism.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Try to work together to figure out how to Macgyver our way out.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. My mother's death.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I'm not a heterosexual. Oh, wait, weird. I have "genetically" different hands (left hand takes after my mother, right hand takes after my father).
16) Do you have any pets?
A. No
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Invite you in, get you a hot beverage, wonder what's going on with you?
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. You remind me of my friend Lauren...
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Scary.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Can I have the body of Matthew McConaughey?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Both?
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Dark brown.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Either.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Buy a new laptop, pay off some debt, save some, take friends to dinner.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Home or the College Inn Pub.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Hang out, play WoW, read, watch TV, sleep.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Sometimes.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Being late.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Teacher.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yes, and the good kind, too, not that crappy Valentine's Day shite.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. Yes, which ones?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Sure.